I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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