Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize