Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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