Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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