The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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