Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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