I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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