hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think your dad took our porno
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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