just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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