i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize