I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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