something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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