This girl is more easily done than said...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have already put on my inside pants.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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