He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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