the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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