that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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