she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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