And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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