Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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