Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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