why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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