I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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