You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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