So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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