I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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