do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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