how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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