I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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