how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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