after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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