I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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