he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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