she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize