Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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