the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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