She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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