how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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