i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
It's just like the Real World with babies
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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