Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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