WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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