If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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