if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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