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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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