So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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