dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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