I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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