The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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