you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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