my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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