So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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